I’m calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
Same model as Waymo, 1 operator for a dozen-ish remote devices.
The real AI: Actually Indians
Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you
That’s already a thing
https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
Knowing this information ruined my whole week.
Household labor can’t seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.
I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don’t have to intact with us filth.
Can they fuck off? 😂
Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
If it’s built anything like a cybertruck about the best it’s gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
I hope they’ve got a power cable that’s at least mile long, then.
We gonna get a real life fanta ending at this rate
Hey now that’s a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro…
Especially then
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
I’m picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
I heard you like roombas and dog shit.
There’s no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don’t work for a small cleaning wage.
I wouldn’t be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?
he’s in india
… well yes but is he ok with it?
he’s into it
He will when he goes in the hot box. I meant the charging box.
You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!
You can see all the circuits!
Sure, you just need to call the controller in India to let them know what to do.
The A.I. if you will
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
Why stop at just one pedo?
Who’s ready to get up in that Nazi optimussy?
Destroy the US, Russian and Israeli government.
I want them to kill their masters.
The optimussy upgrade is a subscription
It’s equipped, but you gotta pay to unlock it. XD
The subscription retracts the spikes
Well the U in USB does stand for universal
