almost too realistic.
My robot dog after it collapsed steps from my home. The light on its “face” was blinking red, and the lidar sensor on its “nose” was still spinning.
A bunch of people snapped pictures of my robot dog. Several people asked me questions. Was it being used for surveillance? (No.)
Are you sure?
Why? Jesus Christ. Unless you are planning on taking it apart and reading it’s circuitry, don’t patronize this kind of shit.
Still cheaper than a 5090
why?
It’s got what plants crave
It has three modes; silent, pulse, and throb.
On a sunny morning in June, I walked to work with a quadruped robot beside me. I’ve never gotten more attention from strangers.
a real dog wouldve been cheaper, and cheaper to maintaine, what happens if the company goes under and you can repair it.
But when you go on holiday, your “real” dog can’t be just switched off!
One is a toy, the other is a living creature man.
Vaporware.
I still jerk off manually.
Not sure how my organic dog would react.
Benn Jordan had some fun with one of these, it was an entertaining and frightening experience…
I have no idea who this is
Thats not even funny its just fuckin sad and stupid.
I lol’d because one of the questions in the comments was, well what can it do, and the answer was…not much. That’s an awfully expensive toy…but at least the legs are replaceable 🤷♂️
What can a real dog do?
Stink, shit and piss everywhere, play fetch (if you taught it to).
Be an actual companion
You can’t answer the question using a deliberately broad terminology. That robot also can accompany an owner.
Go out. Pet a dog. Talk to a human in real life.
Maybe you’re a robot.
That’s what you thought he meant?
This wasn’t a failure of communication on his part, it was a failure on yours.
