Anything but the metric system.
Perfect post for my user name.
with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon’s up my ass.
Sly cooper in my pooper
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
I always thought you can stretch to 12 inches, and the raccoon can squees into 6?
I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
This reminds me of that torture method from the olden days. Hungry rat in a bowl on a person’s skin/abdomen. It’s going to dig into the person.
Ohh that’s why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate…
Please don’t ask me any follow up questions.
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
Unrelated question. Can you fit two racoons into a mason jar?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…
Didn’t he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
Raccoons with boxing gloves.
Almost as unsettling as having 37 open tabs. Like, I’ve been there before, and it’s never turned out well 😆
You mean 438 open tabs?
My tabs counter usually just makes this face :o
Edit : went to check. Ive got exactly 37 atm. Had to do a little research to make sure OP isnt me on carbon monoxide
My tab counter addon has no issues displaying numbers like 194
Mine’s constantly showing ∞.
The key to doing this is to put the raccoons in serially. You just can’t put them in at the same time.
