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Worse situation: being trapped at a family gathering in a rural relative’s compound that you are socially obliged to attend without any friend or independent mode of transport. Also, you’re expected to serve food to and clean up after creepy uncles who would shamelessly harass you in public.
I’ve abandoned families for less
Let’s just assume this statement doesn’t include any children in it.
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This wouldn’t bother me, my social battery only runs low when forced to talk to people. That’s why I work in a dark, loud spicy box.
Horrible place if you need to find someone.
Perfect place when you don’t want to be found.
I think I’d actually prefer crowds like that. There are so many people that you become insignificant and barely draw any attention.
Exactly what I was thinking
I just do as my ma would do. Find path and move through. If someone gets in your way “Excuse me.” Didn’t move? Say it louder and a little more rude. When they move and give you a look, just go. Don’t stop. What are they gonna chase you? That’s weird. Fuck em.
Make em move till you are outta that shit.
As if I’d go to something life that in the first place.
Seeing this and reading the caption sent a bead of sweat running down my spine almost instantly.
shout “Allahu Akbar,” and suddenly the street is empty.
The early 2000s called. They want their lazy islamophobic joke back.
I mean, depending on the location it would still work and the bag drop and run prank was making fun of islamophobes more than it was making fun of muslims.
The joke is still valid, because of isis, Afghanistan and other jerks
My friend had a… Toilet brush? Is that what you call them? The toothbrushes for shit in the toilet?
He dipped it in liquid chocolate and held it in front of himself like Gandalf’s staff or like Moses dividing the Red Sea as he parted any mass of plebes in his path.
It was like pouring detergent in a greasy pan how people dispersed before him.
Great festival trick. Great trick in general, really.
I’d jump off the nearest bridge, but that’s also full of people. 😭
Pfft, as if I would take my social battery to something like this.
My social battery dies the moment I SEE something like this. I’d just look at that crowd, and nope right on back home.
If they die, they die
More beer?
