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Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.
(It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).
Cartwheels get replaced by Fossamax.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Transition, then do a cartwheel in a skirt.
I know a few people that still do and I treasure them
Back when boys were boys and girls were dizzy
Vertikal rotierender Frau
at first glance this looked like lost lace from hollow knight silksong
I saw a girl under 10 do cartwheels today. First time in a while.
that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I’d just watch others do cartwheels enviously
In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt
Whimsy detected!! Deviant thoughtpatterns likely!! Danger!! Danger!! Crush it quickly!
Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that
I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.
And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.
In both times you’ve brought it up then, you are correct
Maybe the victim was murdered by a cartwheel.
Killer cartwheel.
I’m sorry, what?
It’s a cultural thing. You wouldn’t understand.
These days, they also skip the light fandango.
Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don’t fall into the mud.
Hopefully I can still do it
Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’
My wife does spins whenever she’s wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.
The swoosh 😍
I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.
Honestly, I find hospital scrubs very forgiving. Medical staff looking fine in those greens and blues
They’re so comfortable, too.
As a fat dress wearing guy: yes.
You’ve seen a fat suit. Now try fat dress.
Every dress I wear is a fat dress.
I’d do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can’t even do the dishes without backpain now
I turn my seat heaters on for back pain
Why would you need the back pain?
Makes me feel alive.
True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !
Yeah, disbelieve. We’re gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.
EDIT: This is how to properly internet. Take notes younglings. This is how you summon content 😉
18 years ago
Prehistoric YouTube is the best.
Yup that’s pretty much this ! With a tad more momentum so she’s able to remove the hand on the ground mid wheel
I didn’t realize you weren’t who I replied to at first and was mega confused why your adult sister looked 11.
I was like “holy shit these hipster lemmings and their cathode ray tube TVs”
Ok, that I’d like to see.
That is the most arresting thing I’ve heard all day.
Damn cops! Always ruining things…
It’s fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He’ll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better
Lol, sameI’m hardly any better
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