Thank you, this made me blow a single burst off air trough my nose!
And is there a word for?
“neese”, but rare enough that even OED gets it only half-right
“The early bird money the worm”
WTF is this nonsense.
Well, that’s you’re age
Now read it backwards
mrow eht yenom drib ylrae ehT
Send it to 10 people or mark zuckerburg will show up at your house with lizards
It would just be a salazar of lizards
mrow :3
ti
That’s your zodiac.
Modsiw
Wisdom
Wisdom
Wisdom
That’s you’re age
Wisdom
Adhering to the classic meaning of shitpost, nice.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Lie in.
And of course, the early worm gets eaten.
The latest bird may end up being the earliest. Lock the fuck in, gamers
What did Michael Cera do now?
I’m sorry, but that’s clearly Andy Samberg.
more cocaine
Cocaine is worms?
But what if the early worm birds the get and stones two worms with one bird? Think about it.
That’s worth two in the bush.
What’s you’re age again?
Jesse Eisenberg is a smart dude. Haven’t seen English that wrong in quite some time. Doesn’t do him justice.
What a nincompoop








