I’m not going to lie, if tea put me in a dreamless sleep for 12-24 hours, I would actually drink it no matter how vile it tastes.
I hear this works too:
Can’t be too careful about Excessive Secretions.
Those were the days
Sleepytime tea never made me sleepy, so I’d legit try this
Dude, try Yogi’s offering. Its the druggiest tea ;)
As someone that works a swing shift, I love you.
I’m sipping a bunch right now ;) Bon Sommeil!
Its got like every natural “nature’s Ambien” besides yanking it all in one. Comprenzzzive
Prepare to be as disappointed as you always have
Now with 20% more hemlock!
I already have a third leg, but thanks I guess…
they should make one for “eternal sleepytime”
Constant coma
Isn’t that the cult tea?
Yeah. Apparently Behind the Bastards had a two parter about them, “the racist cult behind herbal tea”. I haven’t listened to it yet.
Edit: the brand has changed hands and is now just at boring large tea company levels of evil AFAIK.
Banalitea
