“Oh thank God, you’re right on time. Quick, get some gloves. I’ve got something stuck up there and could use some help! Hello?! Are you still there!?”
This could backfire spectacularly
What gets me are how many people don’t lock their doors in public.
Pooping with friends
Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.
Yeah and then stare like a Simpsons Hit & Run NPC at the person that was in there for the whole fucking time they’re in the venue thishappened
Tried this the other day at a tourist spot and the door wasn’t locked.
I will never unsee.
rattle rattle
“Uh! Wh-who is it?!”
RATTLE RATTLE
“Uh … occupied!”
BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”
“I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”
BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!
“Right, you! What’s your-”
Bathroom is empty.
Every workplace ever. Coupled with comment about always taken toilet (I swear to god some people forget they have to go until they see someone head in the toilets general direction)
Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
Spread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim
Now there’s an image.
If you’ve pissed without pants on you know it doesn’t matter how well your aim is, you’re always taking some stray’s
Imagine the splash back if you were sitting right over it?
Ay, you poopin in there!?
Hello, I’m the person on the other side of the door in this meme and JUST KNOCK!
“Come in!”
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Just fart harder!! Show dominance through unaffected pooping.
Hurry the fuck up, it’s an emergency!!
