Moose amuse-bouche
Duck on a buck? Goose on a moose?
This is the most Canadian thing ever.
That’s easy, it’s a don’t fuck with that on a don’t fuck with that. What’s my prize?
Don’t fuck with that + don’t fuck with that = 0 fucks given
Honk on the stronk
Quack on a rack
Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian
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This is the most evil meat mech I’ve ever seen.
Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.
moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.
may moose god have mercy on us all
Goose on a moose on the loose
Geese on a meese
Just imagine the 2 of them in a room together 😱
Dumb like a moose.
I. Am. So. Ready.
Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.
The moose can fuck that thing up if it actually tries that.
Mynd you, moose bytes kan be realli nasti
Gander on antlers?
Hare on a Bear
At first I thought it was an Elk.
Whelk on an Elk.
