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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.

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Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • BaraCoded@literature.cafe
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    For the intimate parts, why not (it IS better for oral play after all), but I fail to understand why a man would shave their glorious body fur.

    Yeah, I prefer hairy men. And beards.

    • vinyl@lemmy.world
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      name checks out

  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    18 hours ago

    Do they have a pink one for girls!?

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      … and what’s it called?

  • Katana314@lemmy.world
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    I’ll be honest, I have something like this and it’s convenient.

    I’m not brave enough to rub it directly against such sensitive skin, but it’s still useful for curbing down excess overgrowth, which makes close-fitting clothing more tolerable.

    And, it’s water-washable, so I’ll put it through some of that before using it elsewhere. Your hands have been to both extremes before.

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      I never take it to the pavement, since that’s itch city, but a regular hair trimmer with the 1/2 guard has sufficient for me.

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    Do they have one for head and taint?

    • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
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      🎵 Heaaad, shoulders, knees and taint (knees and taint) 🎵

    • cheat700000007@lemmy.world
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      … Why does the head have hair

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Shave your nuts with a double edge razor like a real man.

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    What, people shave their balls?

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      I just shave “Leftie”.

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    You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it’s advertised.

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      You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

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        I picture a very weird barbershop opening up

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        To shave my balls or yours?

        • lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca
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          Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

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            payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion

            You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.

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            who is nick

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            Is that per ball?

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              I also have a two-for-one deal.

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            Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.

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      It’s fine. Got two Philips OneBlade for free when they were doing promotions in bars about a decade ago, and they’ve served me well for both face and groin.

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        I really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭

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      Just curious, what do you use?

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        I don’t really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it’s too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          I don’t even want it fully shaved because then I get hella ingrown hairs.

          • Mpatch@lemmy.world
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            Just a tip on that, 12hrs and 24hrs after use salicylic acid/black head remover on a wash cloth and give it all a good wipe. Helps prevent like 90% of ingrown hair

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