Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down11
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-23 days agoYou could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI picture a very weird barbershop opening up
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoWell, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours ago payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 days agoI also have a two-for-one deal.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoNow that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
I picture a very weird barbershop opening up
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
who is nick
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.