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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 hours ago

I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny.

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I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 hours ago
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    “That man belongs in a museum.”

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    I used a photo I found online from my local governments department of transport. The name was “Sam S. Sample” with a photo of Mr Bean. So far Reddit, discord, and pornhub have all accepted it.

    I’m in my 30s but fuck giving my government ID to random American corporations with a history of data breaches.

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    Well he’s clearly over the age range, I don’t see an issue.

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      It’s clearly expired!

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        Well that just means they’re even older!

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    thanks to France, they required the passport to be transferred there, so Egypt printed one

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      Also, sadly this is not that real passport. You can tell (at a minimum) because the first machine-readable passports were issued in 1980, and Egypt didn’t start issuing MRPs until 2008.

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    This age verification garbage is actually the (final) reason why I moved to Lemmy lol

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    Hopefully whatever platform they signed up for isn’t owned by the bloody Hittites

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      Funny enough, there are villages in eastern Anatolia that are not on the government maps.

      They do trade with other towns and have gas, cars etc but population is mainly native to the land like Kurdish.

      So there are actual non-zero chances that there is some hidden ancient Hittite village last recorded by Alexander the Great’s empire, and the Persians/Romans who conquered a fort nearby later didn’t survey that particular location before assuming they control its area now, so the village kinda has been sitting there enjoying not paying any taxes; and an actual bloody hittite from that place could leave their rural town today to go get an id and work at tumblr hq.

      At least in my history-adjacent fanfic that I just came up with.

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        Was about to say how much I love it when a random shitpost leads to an insightful comment by an actual expert in a very niche topic. Then read your last sentence. Well played.

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    I’ve never seen anyone put their profession on their passport.

    I suspect this might be fake.

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      Apparently profession is a field in a regular Egyptian passport lmao

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      Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

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    🎶 The man in gauze! The man in gauze! 🎶

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      https://youtu.be/tVQ0niE_dSo?is=dVqvWtfyo80-qoEL

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      Don’t you mean banana gods

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        I always thought it said ‘Commands the Gods’ as a kid

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      What’s your offer?!

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    He has a license to drive a chariot between Sunrise and Sunset.

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    How can this be! The AI used to search the image is top notch! It’s the LATEST tech!

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    thats how we get cursed, do you want to get cursed?!?!

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