Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-221 hours agoPOV: you're caught laying on the floor too longslrpnk.netimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1404arrow-down14
arrow-up1400arrow-down1imagePOV: you're caught laying on the floor too longslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-221 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareMacAttak8@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·19 hours agoWhy else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·19 hours agoI gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agoShe’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 hours agoYou bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.
Why else would cats put up with us all these millennia? It’s because they crave the long pork above all else.
I gave your mother’s 🐱 the long pork that it’s been craving last nite bb
She’s dead, Jim. You fucking freak. Go bury her, with clothes on this time.
You bury her, you freaking fuck. You’re the one with a backhoe. i had to dig her up with a track shovel.