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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Chill out

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Chill out

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    I just don’t get people. “Sucking your meat”. But wait, better censor “butthole”. Which children are you saving from an adult joke where “sucking your meat” isn’t even censored? Might as well just censor the whole thing. Jfc

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      Someone a long time ago pointed out that they likely do it on purpose just to bait engagement from people saying basically exactly what you’re saying, and I think about it every time either the ridiculous censoring, or this style of objection come up.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Thank you!

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sucking meat from the back… what the who?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Tuck it back between the legs.

      • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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        What would be the point of this if not explicitly to give a rimjob?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          Something to do when vanilla gets stale? 🤷‍♂️

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    When you’re shocked but kinda like it

  • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works
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    A subject like this with the text altered to be conservative-christian friendly is ironic af

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      deleted by creator

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Its fantastic

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        It really isn’t.

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          I love it, I can’t get enough of it

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “…I didnt tell you to stop.”

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Is this some kind of violet post?

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      The teenage girl (I think is more likely a 30+ year old dude larping) does not have a monopoly on dirty posts.

      • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I get you, but whenever I see horny posting, I think of violet

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Beehole” sounds worse. Way worse.

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    I hope she likes eating ass because I’ll be expecting it now.

  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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    “wait… continue”.

  • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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    That’s his sister, isn’t she?

    • Lebernashi@lemmy.world
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      That’s Teela, man-at-arms daughter. So no blood relation.

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    “Hm, you taste kind of funny…”

    “I HAD THE CHOWDER!!!”

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    Show me how to suck someone’s meat from the back without touching the butthole. Thou shall see that it’s not possible and OP is a virgin.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Big Ole dicks exist my sibling.

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