Is this bone hurting juice or is that different
“I call it ‘the Food Chain’. It’s the chain I use to propel my motorcycle!”
Billy killed a horse with his bicycle. Do not fuck with Billy.
A sea lion too! Which is equally impressive for other reasons!
That feeling 10 years later when you wake up hungover, don’t remember driving back from the party and there’s a new picture of a child in a Halloween costume on your shirt.
plot twist: they were all kids in halloween costumes
“Huh, he looks just like me.”
Huh I don’t remember eating that
I have several questions:
- do they appear on all of his shirts simultaneously or just on this shirt that he wore at the time?
- where do the marks go if he sells or gifts this shirt away?
- what happens if he tries ro tamper wirh the marks?
- did he really kill what seems to be at least five dogs in one afternoon with his bike? Or did he not change his shirt in a week of spreading murder and terror on his neighborhood streets?
- how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?
how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?
::: spoiler
:::They appear on all of his shirts because he has only one shirt
Yeah look at Jimmy Two Shirts here
how did he manage to kill a seal with his bike?
…with a kiss from a rose?
BAABYYY!
I compare you to a sniff from a nose on the bed
do they appear on all of his shirts simultaneously or just on this shirt that he wore at the time?
Just that shirt. He’ll have to get it tailored as he grows both in stature and in might. Then one day he’ll be ready to take down a dragon…
where do the marks go if he sells or gifts this shirt away?
They’ll remain, and more might get added to it over time. It’s an eldritch artefact transcending the rules of privste property, tied inextricably to the boy’s destiny.
what happens if he tries ro tamper wirh the marks?
Anything he draws over them will come out in the wash. The animal epigram must remain in tact.
did he really kill what seems to be at least five dogs in one afternoon with his bike? Or did he not change his shirt in a week of spreading murder and terror on his neighborhood streets?
He killed five dogs over the course of his life so far. He may have even chosen the shirt at the store because it had a cool animal resembling one he ran over once upon a time.
how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?
Same way he killed the other ones. Seals go onto the beach to take naps
Doesn’t the shirt just grow with him, or at least with the number of animals he kills, with the implication that he has to kill more as he gets older or fatter?
“Strange Characters and Stranger Things” (Comic 1983)
Why does my shirt have so many mosquitos and flies?
Mine has a bunch of fucking noobs all over it
Where is their other friend Johnny, and why is Johnny’s face on the back of the shirt?
