Just a couple more years and it’ll be boat season all year 'round!
Get a big enough boat and boat season never has to end.
That’s when you become Ski Trip Guy.
Or they become DJ guy.
Nah boat guy with those shades will definitely go snowmobile guy
You can even keep using the same shades! How convenient!
Five or six months of people to hang out with on the water, every now and then an hj from some bored girl while her friends swim and then you get six months to chill and recuperate to prepare for next year’s socializing season. Almost makes a boat seem worth it.
The best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
But then you have to live in satan’s armpit…
You cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
And they have to worry about all the problems and expenses of owning a boat.
Said to be 10% a year of its new price every year on average. In 10 years you’ll have bought it twice.
grabs camera
Fall is coming…
