Your AI slop bores me.
Looks like a woman at the gym. I’m wearing the most ass hugging pants on the plant, stop looking at my ass ugh.
A fun way to confuse people: “Man look at the ass on that pussy!”
Yoga pants are push up bras for asses change my mind.
I, at least, wear my compression capris (a subset of yoga pants, I think) for a medical reason (abdominal compression improves bloodflow more than compression socks, in POTS patients). They also make my butt look great, but I wouldn’t squeeze into them every day if they didn’t reduce my standing heart rate significantly.
I’m not aware of a similar medical reason for wearing a pushup bra.
TIL that POTS not only stands for Plain Old Telephone System
Congratulations you changed my mind regarding compression capris and people with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome!
That’s why I wear them anyway
Relevant username? jk
Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.
Like I still got laid but it’s false advertising.
Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.
Is it advertising though? Or is it just something people find either comfy either liking how they look in it?
Not the same - they “sculpted” what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.
So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?
If that’s your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.
Personally, I’d just leave it. It ain’t the size that matters, but many guys are stuck on it anyway.
It ain’t the size that matters
… Unless said size is too small
Nah, was just an example. Using clothes to contort your body into a specific shape feels weird to me.
I’ve got a short dick and I’m proud of it there’s no admission of inadequacy here.
Mkay.
(Notes rapid denial, shakes head in mild amusement, and walks away.)
Try not to body shame anyone on the way to the parking lot.
Hey, you did that to yourself. I just pointed it out in case you didn’t realize what it sounded like.
Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis “Chip” Wilson.
So I don’t necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.
If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.
Same thing if you’re looking for a guy with an ass.
However, if you live somewhere like the Caribbean where hockey players are thin on the ground, sprinters are right up there.
Chip Wilson?
That’s the guy who said ‘frankly some women’s bodies just actually don’t work for wearing Lululemon pants. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it,’ right?
Yeah? He’s still responsible for them. I never said he was a good person or that he was wrong, just that men are responsible for this “false advertising” as you so eloquently put it.
I’m not arguing with you that the pants make women’s butts look better and that it may disappoint you when you manage to bed one. I am arguing that it’s not advertising because women are humans and our society stopped explicitly selling those a while ago.
I don’t think anyone here is arguing against the fact that women are human.
That’s a very obtuse response. Idk why you’d ask people to change your mind when you don’t want your mind changed, but I have a job to do that doesn’t involve convincing you that advertising is not for human beings. Have fun with your thread.
I’m talking about yoga pants being push up bras for asses and you’re getting into whether women are human beings or not.
This has to have been edited by AI, where’s the cat’s tail?
What cat would let you shove them into tight clothes anyways?
it’s not just the tail, it’s the entire lower anatomy. they simply cropped a human baby and a cat together,
And no one is that tiny except a literal baby.
TBF they didn’t say how they put them on.
Congratulations - you’ve entered the world of furries.
It’s food station looks a lot like my robot vacuum station
Cat IS vacuum.
Don’t mix up my cat with my dog. Both will feel offended
Thus the “thicc”.
It honestly cracks me up that alot of people choose to own a pet, but are so lazy they even want to automate the feeding. Feeding an animal is one of the best ways to bond, you really should not offload that to a robot
I had a cat which had to be portion controlled due to its weight, but the vet said to feed them small amounts multiple time a day - including while I was at work, so I didn’t really have a choice. I still fed her wet food in the morning and at night since the auto-feeder could only handle dry.
Sure, there are medical exemptions, not really talking about you, but you get what I mean.
I really agree. My dogs always wait until we are all home before they’ll eat, and if we’re not in the right room they’ll come find us and bring us out. It’s a ritual for them.
wait until we are all home before they’ll eat
I’ll top that! When I get the leash for our 20:00 walk, he starts eating and will frequently check if i’m still waiting
Where’s Downward Dog?
What’s Downward, Dawg?
wait… I think we set this joke up wrong…
