“I wish my arm was shorter, cause it feels like grabbing ya.”
Fuckin gold.
If the head is bigger than 1 cm or so it’s a shit pour
Ever been to Prague ?
Remember when we didn’t have censored shit on the internet?
And ad-free YouTube? Twas a simpler time.
Hey what the fuck you doing mate you can’t fucking say shit on the internet bro.
I’m all for swearing but B*rb* Str*is*nd is taking it too far.
You tell em Satan’sMaggotyCumFart! They can’t talk like that on decent society!
The more foam, the longer a keg stretches (pure profit for the house). But sure, let’s gaslight the consumer into thinking foam is BETTER than beer: https://www.brewer-world.com/3-pours-of-pilsner-urquell/
In every brewery I’ve been to that has these pours, they adjust the price accordingly and you’re not getting ripped off anymore than buying a regular pint (price per actual ml of beer poured is approx. the same). I’ve never heard somebody in an actual brewery I’ve been to say that foam was better than beer, but there are a lot of reasons for these different pilsner pours.
If you’re curious, I can ask my husband (a brewer) what the purpose of these pours is.
Thank you, that would be great to know. Had no idea they charged differently. There’s obviously history behind it.
Was also told by a friend that in some countries there are glass pour-lines below the lip of the glass. They are required to fill beer to the line, but different glasses have different levels for amount of foam.
Around us, there are no such rules. In some breweries you get 1cm, in other 3-4cm of foam, all for the same price.
Yeah it’s always a shame when you go to an establishment and the beer is clearly an afterthought. My husband has ruined certain places for me because he will always notice when the draft lines aren’t clean or when he can taste diacetyl in the beer (an off-taste some beers get that smells/tastes like buttered popcorn flavouring).
Does make me very appreciative of places where they are clearly knowledgeable and care, though!
The purpose of these pours is to tell your customers in no uncertain terms that they’re not fuckin welcome. I’m firmly with the old bastard on this one, that pour is fuckin offensive. And it makes your beer taste like shit.
The pours we are talking about have nothing to do with the prank in the video, that’s just them fucking with an old man. The Czech-style foam pours come in three types:
Hladinka (smooth): 1/3 foam, 2/3 beer
Šnyt (split): half-half to two-thirds foam
Mliko (milk): all foam
The Czechs invented that way of pouring their beer and a special tap for doing so, it’s a tradition, just like the Germans and English have their own traditions around their local styles.
It’s literally a centuries-old tradition, so clearly there have been huge amounts of people over many, many years who don’t think it makes the beer taste like shit. This is not a new thing. I’ve also had it and it’s pretty fuckin good if you’re not already drinking shit beer.
Also, wtf? Nobody is earnestly giving people these pours without them explicitly ordering them, so idk what you’re fuckin on about saying it makes people feel unwelcome. If you don’t fucking want one, don’t fucking order one.
They (Urquell) also teach this when you visit them as a bartender (idk if they still do it, but if your pub sold enough Urquell they’d invite you for a tour). They very much have an incentive to make your kegs last less, but they don’t.
I’ve had that all-foam pour and it was actually nice in its own way. Of course I prefer it with a smaller head because I like the taste of it, but the milk pour is super smooth and mild if you’re into it
I also don’t want to know how much money I’ve funneled to Urquell through my local pub lol
Now this is what life is about. Pull pranks on your friends and family, piss them the fuck off, then enjoy it as they found out it was just a joke. I fucking love it.
I love a good prank as long as it’s good-natured, doesn’t damage anything, and doesn’t put anyone in harm’s way. This was a funny prank.
Randy Johnson talks differently than I thought
He was never the same after he exploded that bird.
I once was on an international high-speed train that was stopped because of too much foam on a beer … that’s when it stops being funny.
Wtf did the passenger just pull the breaks and left or what
No, the passenger was so upset about the foamy beer and the resulting argument she called the police. But it was the last stop before the border, so police couldn’t stay on the train and the passenger refused to leave the train. So they just stopped the entire train to take her statement on the train.
awesome! where’s this from?
https://m.youtube.com/@misfitmindss/videos
nevermind i think i found them
Phil is a real one.
Don’t mess with my pinte
Try ordering a beer in Japan. They think there that the foam contains all the alcohol, it’s not at all uncommon to get glasses with over half foam
I don’t think it was that common except at Kirin City. Their menu literally says that they don’t pour the head off, and they serve the glass with half of foam: Menu
