sir this is a shitpost community, not a pisspost community
when you know who op is before even opening the comments…
honestly Im so used to only seeing this phrase from gay men I was surprised het people knew it.
It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it
pisspost.
Ngl I would also drink Coors Light from the tap if I had it
Imagine drinking any liquid at body temperature and not icing it or putting it in the fridge first 🤮
So they can have an answer to “Geez, who pissed in your cereal?”
I’m imagining a penis shaped tap, where you squeeze the balls and water comes out
Not lemonade?
And hey, if you’re American, those bowls can come with a bonus treat of cyclosporiasis!
This is crazy
Come with a what now?
It’s a type of dinosaur I think
