In regards to Mitch McConnell, I read a new phrase, “bone soup”. It’s how doctors refer to an elderly person who undergoes CPR. All I’m saying is fuck Mitch McConnell, I hope he’s dead.
If he is indeed bone soup, I hope he’s wide awake with zero anesthesia.
Thank you for the Geocities fire text. It hit the spot.
This… doesn’t need to exist. Therefore, I am pleased it does exist. PLEASED, I say.
It’s for real. Who knew?
Oh no… Tumblr is leaking… Evacuate NOW!
But why
Its ok people, the horse is hamas.
do you condemn the horse?
IKEA’s meatball factory
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
I like to imagine that the pegs are coming out of the floor and I’m watching this from above.
I like to imagine the same, but it’s two people in a horse costume and they forgot to cut eye holes
and both of them think they’re the head
Why horse have no bones?
I think they just soak it in vinegar.
Oh my gosh OwO you can’t just ask a horse why they got no bones
Gotta make glue somehow
Jelly horse.
Bred for plinko
I admit I have not tested this myself, but I’m quite sure that most horses can’t move their legs like that.
Plinko them enough and they can
Also their legs at notoriously fragile, at least the inbred racing ones are.
Source engine:
Strangely soothing.
unless u r horse
i know it looks bad but he actually likes this
