restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agostressquokk.auimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1595arrow-down14
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minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·19 hours agoHow bout a prescription to stop doom scrolling. I feel like it’d take at least that to get my damn phone out of my hands.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·12 hours agoI love Lemmy for that, you can’t doomscroll very much here.
minus-squareJeffdude@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·18 hours agoI prescribe you to stop doom scrolling
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoBad news. My doom scroll is contagious
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoand it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 minutes ago“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?” “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
How bout a prescription to stop doom scrolling. I feel like it’d take at least that to get my damn phone out of my hands.
I love Lemmy for that, you can’t doomscroll very much here.
I prescribe you to stop doom scrolling
HOLY SHIT I’M CURED
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
OH SHIT
and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”