restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agostressquokk.auimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1595arrow-down14
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minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoBad news. My doom scroll is contagious
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoand it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 minutes ago“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?” “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”
Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious
OH SHIT
and it’s spread by farts. what the hell dude
“what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”
“I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”