• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    “what the hell dude” croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. “Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?”

    “I could not help it,” said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. “It is my nature.”

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      3 minutes ago

      “lol get rekt, smell my brand” cried Fartographer in victory

      “if I’m going down I’m bringing you with me”