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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago

Trying to buy a house and realizing you can’t afford anything decent

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Trying to buy a house and realizing you can’t afford anything decent

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 hours ago
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  • laranis@lemmy.zip
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    I’d buy a discount haunted house any day of the week. Just fix any CO or other toxic substance leaks and voila, instant exorcism!

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    What is the difference between a haunted house and having roomates?

    • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Casper doesn’t do pot or has alcoholism.

      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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        Also contributes a nice cool breeze in this obscene heat

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        so, better then

    • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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      The roommates pay?

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        If rent costs half because it is haunted, then it costs the same as having a roommate. not much difference

    • wabafee@lemmy.world
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      Can’t kick out a hunted house.

  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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    Bought a crappy singlewide trailer on a few acres last year, I’ve been learning a lot about fixing electrical stuff in trailer houses. And floors. And roofs. And growing food. And raising chickens.

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      Looked at trailers with how cheap they are, then learned there’s a monthly lot rental. 🤦‍♂️ may as well just buy a cheap house at that point.

      • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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        Thats why i bought land with a trailer on it. No lot rent but there is a mortgage.

        Some lot rent is crazy.

        • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’ll look into that. Thanks. Yeah saw $700 lot rent, like what the fuck?

          • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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            There are some mobile home retailers that will sell you a “land-home package”. So you can have a new house on a couple of acres. I almost did that.

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    Relevant: When your house is haunted but the rent is cheap.

    Not only is this a solid horror send-up of a sort, but it also speaks to everyone that has ever rented/bought a crappy house and developed a skill-set around making that work.

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      Didn’t intend to watch a 15 minute long video, but damn that was good.

      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        Glad you enjoyed it.

  • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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    Yeah, if you’re living here without paying rent at least help out around the house

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      Who do you think is making all these creaks and moans? You think a house just settles on its own?

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    the power of behr premium paint available in thousands of colorsmart colors compels you

    • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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      I’m a Kilz guy myself, but fuck I’ll use whatever gets me this 75k house.

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    Only upper class ghosts can afford to haunt a mansion like that.

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