RandomStickman

It’s not forced, just a coincidence. There are loads of homophones in Chinese so it’s easy to make puns like that.

In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)

The Chad vs Romania flag colours strikes again

Connecting Seychelles to Romania and Hungary like that is magnificent

Like the periodic table we need to discover the hypothetical missing flags

Reading the comments aged me more than anything

Been using it since near the beginning. Glad to hear!

Guys my boss saw me laughing at this and how am I supposed to explain

I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot

Half Life 3 it’s gonna be there I can feel it in my bones I’m not crazy

Yeah, I like spicy food but scoville unit for scoville unit’s sake is just… not fun

Does them hating cats or squirrels or something counts as being racist to you?

I already speak to animals like people, so them being able to hold a conversation with me sounds cool. Might make picking up their poop more awkward though.

Cantonese speaking dog.

I speak Cantonese

I’ve sunken so many hours in that game, half of which is fiddling with load outs to fit the scenario I’m thinking of lol

This might fix me

In Postal 2 there’s a platforming section and, because I suck at platformers, let alone in first person, so I was saving a lot. After a few very short and successive saves, the dude made fun of me for saving so much.

Also in Portal 2, just a lot of GlaDOS lines in general.

The kind of shit that makes me realize how thin the piece of string my will to live is dangling on truely is

I wanna say thank you for making this post OP. I’ve got a spare laptop that I want to try to turn into my own cloud server but I find the endeavour similarly hard as well. I’ll be looking at the tips in the comments. Good luck OP!

Pretty wild to think about how someone ordering a chicken can get the gossip train going that ended up with England losing 2 years of income but it makes sense

Ya know, for the longest time I’ve been able to compartmentalise the news from my daily life. I’ve checked the daily COVID numbers for a year or so, I’ve checked the front line map for Ukraine daily for a year or so. But man, it’s starting to get to me as well.