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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

Generational warfare

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Generational warfare

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    17 hours ago

    Go nuclear. DOES SHE HAVE A GRANDFATHER

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      • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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        What? “Pork them both?!”

        But one of them is the father!

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      Do it OOP. Dead or alive.

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      16 hours ago

      Go through all the male lineage and then show up at the family reunion as everyone’s guest.

      Wait need to know if OP is a male, female, or intergenerational demon bent on enriching the family but keeping all who would love them at bay through a terrible curse

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        Good catch. They might live in a candle too

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            For fuck sake, woman! Just stay with Jean Luc!

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              I just watched the episode where Picard got doppelgangered and put the moves on Blazin’ Bev. Dammit JLP pick a lane!

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                Even if he picks a lane, some space probed flute harlot will just catch his eye anyway.

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        Nah, they would have to order too much food, which would then be wasted. Everyone would think every male family member comes with their new girlfriend, and it’s all the same girl? Think of all the wasted cake!

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          If I was the girl in question, there would be no cake going to waste.

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