Would have been a funnier joke if the bottom sentence was written in a different handwriting.
Just keep an emergency poop knife.
IBS is a serious issue affecting millions of people. Whoever wrote this sign is ableist.
I’m about to seriously affect your bathroom
Nah, just because you have a condition doesn’t mean that society has to pretend living in your miasma is acceptable.
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Best buffalo shitpost.
Buffalo eat a lot of fiber right? I imagine their poop is fairly neat like a horse’s.
Cows eat a lot of grass. They shit like a cement mixer.
Horse poop is neat.
But would you flush it down a toilet?
No but I think the analogy should relate to explosive diarrhea because I assumed that’s what happened.
Maybe that of Lil Sebastian. Since it was small and perfect just like him.

No way, that shit’s good as gold for fertilizer
i dont think gold is a good fertilizer






