Pinot is stored in the balls.

Piss Wine is stored in the balls

650 ml? Most bottles are 750, they couldve made the balls a bit larger. It wouldve looked better and held more wine.

That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.

How do you get the wine into that thing?

Scroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.

I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it’s a show stopper for sure.

That wine’s gonna taste like ass

If your piss is red you need to see a doctor

I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)

Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.

Booting Intoxication and shards of glass in the ass… Here we go!

Cradle the balls.