Only in the south. And only if you use the American species of bamboo.
Bruh, this is just making things worse, bamboo is a invasive plant species
Find the tallest hemp plants, preferable tree size, and throw their seeds around the data centers.
Please don’t plant invasive plants in vulnerable ecosystems
So they’re building data centers in vulnerable ecosystems and destroying their water sources?
Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines
Its a datacenter not a golf course. They’re going to bulldoze the entire lot anyways.
Warning, don’t plant bamboo underneath the restrained torsos of Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, O’Leary, etc. as they grow so quickly with hard rigid points that they can break through a human torso in 3 days.
People, people, please. May I suggest a warm cocktail? It’s always worked in the past.
Bamboo is beginner shit, if you really want to cause trouble, try japanese knotweed. They will never be able to get rid of that!
What are you, a British railway?
You’re thinking of buddleia
The government would hate it if you happened to lose a sizeable device capable of spontaneously combusting near a data center.
if its a ai datacenter that guzzles water like it has no limits,am planting lots of bamboo
I’d actually be curious as to the share of resources each of these aspects of modern internet architecture use.
I’m just just Google sans AI sucks up some serious water and electricity, I just have no idea how it compares.
I’ve got my bamboo seeds on order. Best case scenario…wild vicious pandas show up and tear everything down in their search for more bamboo. /s
Horseradish spreads quickly underground, and it’s ugly. A friend of mine destroyed his backyard with a small patch of horseradish. Within a few years, his backyard was unusable.
Horse radish sounds really nice to have though.
What you REALLY REALLY REALLY SHOULDN’T DO is to introduce Pharaoh ants into or near data centers.
Because…
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10340-018-1024-7
The also reproduce through clonal budding. The build very small colonies (a few hundreds to thousands of ants) and when stressed due to anything, they’ll move their larvae and raise one of them into a new queen to form a new colony. This means Pharaoh ants are practically impossible to eradicate once they get established. They’re also VERY QUICK to move into climate controlled environments. And YES they DO cause severe damage to electrical equipment, and for some GODFORSAKEN SATANIC REASON, they FUCKING LOVE ELECTRICITY and ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!
Source, I had to get almost 10k in electrical work done because after hiring a shitty pest control company, their treatments weren’t focused on the biology of pharaoh ants (they didn’t even bother to ID them), and by stressing the population, the EXPLODED the population. The ants then decided that my electric panel and several outlets had become their SWORN enemy, to the point it became a real fire hazard as a seemingly endless series of ants came to die by burning up between some junctions.
Where can i purchase these ants?
Well they have basically a global distribution: https://urbanentomology.tamu.edu/urban-pests/ants/pharoah/
But if you need a quick fix, I know a guy who knows a guy… hint hint nudge nudge…
Can you cross breed them with fireants?
According to @[email protected], they turn into fire ants when they reach an electrical junction. While the exterminator was playing chess, the ants were playing checkers.
“Checker-mate”
- The fire ants formally known as Pharaoh
You can come to my house and take them all
Bro, those ants need an uber to the nearest data center.
Two birds with one stone? Smart!
Chaotic good post.
Do not plant eucalyptus either.
Everyone goes for eucalyptus try teatree
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Bamboo is invasive in north America. Don’t
So are the data centers
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Also let’s be honest memes like these are simply Internet Warriors pretending to do shit but we all know they are doing nothing outside of online activity of posting memes and bitching on social media.
Yeah but the bamboo is going to damage more than just the data center.
I’m not even clear on how the bamboo is supposed to damage the data center.
Datacenter owners can find resources and expertise with their imaginary money.
General public, even under sane administration - probably don’t.
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Fuck em, who cares at this point
You live in the same environment. You’re part of the ‘em getting fucked.
Worth it, also bamboo is super useful, data centers are not
