I heard there is a dildo company which makes transparent dildos with a hollow center. The idea is, you can unscrew a cover, fill the inside with whatever (in this case ashes) and then you could say you fucked yourself with things you normally couldn’t.
You can also pay for this service that blasts a rocket off into space and explodes. With your loved ones ashes in it. Perfect for mafia kills where you need to dispose of a body. Not it’s in space, shattered into millions of specs of dust.
Can I pay the rocket company to blast a rocket up my ass filled with a dead mafiosos ashes?
You have to sign a waiver.
God: “If you’d bothered to translate the texts properly, you would know this is exactly what I wanted.”
Art
that burrito doing the lord’s work
Rapidly exiting from a situation where something has been whipped up way too hastily?
I remember this meme from my childhood. Still funny
