• DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    169·
    14 hours ago

    I looked up the post and found this update they posted

    The “it wasn’t me” defense is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard

    Update on my diarrhea. I posted here awhile ago about having diarrhea in a sensory deprivation tank and the facility wanting me to ultimately pay $12,500 (way more than initially quoted) to replace the tank since they didn’t feel safe deep cleaning it. I just wanted to give an update. I found an attorney willing to represent me and we are saying that since I was asleep there is no one to definitely know I am the one who diarrhea’d in the tank, and it is possible an employee dumped something in. Furthermore, I was there on a promo day where they were having a pancake and sushi luncheon and it’s possible if I were the one to have diarrhea’d it may have been from something I contracted from their food. Everything is pending, but I have hope now. The main downside is my legal fees are rapidly approaching the cost of the tank so I am hoping we can have them pay these.

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
      119·
      13 hours ago

      People don’t think this is real, do they? sushi and pancake luncheon? This is hilarious and I love it but it’s just humor and not something to take seriously or analyze that deeply

    • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      25·
      12 hours ago

      The main downside is my legal fees are rapidly approaching the cost of the tank so I hoping we can have them pay these.

      If having hallucinations and diarrhea was on norovirus, then what’s that? Shitting themselves and delusions seems like their bread and butter.

      I will shit in the tank, and make them pay for it!

      • This redditor, probably.