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altphoto@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I can't decide what to waste my money on this weekend.

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I can't decide what to waste my money on this weekend.

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altphoto@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Still far too weak to support your mom (90s brain prevailed)

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    Do they have a heavier duty version? I’m American.

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      No, I think this is it. But the smell, it must be pretty comparable.

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        They’re not too bad. These are common in remote camping facilities around me. They usually sit atop the long drop.

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          Yes, but the shorts.

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            They’re probably making a tick took or something

  • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
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    Here is my other favorite:

    • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
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      But the toilet has antislip and 300lb limit!

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        I think most household items are antislip when they have 140kg on them

      • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
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        But granny pants!

        I need to work harder so maybe I could afford a Nintendo… Lawsuit.

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      Ngl that looks fun

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        ! We’re not wearing anything else down there!

  • GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Do I have to keep my pants on when I shit like in the picture? I’d have a slight problem with that.

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      • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
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        Shitting thru the nth dimension!

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Is that tray table for in-flight food service?

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          Did you see the look on his face? It’s a slay table for in-fight 'tude service.

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      You need to wear the granny pants.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      what if the toilet starts moving, despite its anti-slip

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    Is this so it can feel like you’re shitting in a porta-potty?

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      From the confort of your own home RV! Random dark brown floater included with every gallon of blue blaster toilet fluid!

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    Looks like that would be difficult to move and empty once it’s filled up to it’s capacity. At least a 2 man job.

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    That phone just one mistake away from joining the stank pit

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      I believe it has anti - slip design sir. That’s what it’s for.

      Oh totally, that phone is definitely gonna fall into the dirty hole of no return.

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    It can bear a strong load.

    • altphoto@lemmy.todayOP
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      136.1kg to be precise!

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        Says nothing about capacity, the truly important metric.

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          We could approximate it.

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            No, we need a demonstration with comically sized beaker.

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              What color liquids should this demo feature? There’s the traditional yellow and brown. But maybe go realistic with pink, red, orange or green? You know at a concert green is probably the most representative. Pink and red for women’s monthly or mens cancer awareness month?

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                I think whatever happens at the concert gets dumped into the beaker. But I like your bloody discharge ideas. Very progressive.

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        136.2kg and it will explode into a million shiticles

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          I know a guy who Lost a finger that way.

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