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minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·13 hours agoLike that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with “poor invisible man”.
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·12 hours agoSo the Snyder version of Superman is flying along one day, and see sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. And he thinks, “Ah, what the hell… What Diana doesn’t know can’t hurt her.” So he flies down at super speed, and in the blink of an eye, has himself a little fuck and flies away. Back at normal speed, Wonder Woman looks around in confusion and asks, “Baby, are you okay?” “I… I don’t know…” , replies the Invisible Man.
minus-squarekambusha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 hours ago“What was that?” “I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 hours agoJoke has been around longer than the snyder version, but the better punch line is "then the invisible man grabs his ass and yells " what the fuck was that!? " "
minus-square13igTyme@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 hours agoYeah saying “the snyder version” it’s just weird. Why would that be part of the joke?
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 hours agoWell all the well-written versions of Superman wouldn’t do a rape. But I think the Snyder version might.
minus-squareBadargel@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoWeird take but find any way to hate on Snyder I guess
Like that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with “poor invisible man”.
So the Snyder version of Superman is flying along one day, and see sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. And he thinks,
“Ah, what the hell… What Diana doesn’t know can’t hurt her.”
So he flies down at super speed, and in the blink of an eye, has himself a little fuck and flies away.
Back at normal speed, Wonder Woman looks around in confusion and asks,
“Baby, are you okay?”
“I… I don’t know…”
, replies the Invisible Man.
“What was that?”
“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”
Joke has been around longer than the snyder version, but the better punch line is "then the invisible man grabs his ass and yells " what the fuck was that!? " "
Yeah saying “the snyder version” it’s just weird. Why would that be part of the joke?
Well all the well-written versions of Superman wouldn’t do a rape. But I think the Snyder version might.
Weird take but find any way to hate on Snyder I guess
The aristocrats
Nailed it.