Scene from The Emperor’s New Groove where Kuzco as a llama is frantically looking through multiple potion vials scattered on the floor. Each vial has a text overlay saying the following: song lyrics, childhood trauma, jokes that don’t land, weird theories about the world, random facts, neurodivergent interests, the answers I wanted to give
Top caption reads: my brain when someone asks me a normal question
This is too relatable
Memes. Start responding to people with memes.
I do this at work. Too much.
My favorite to pull out whenever talking about infosec is the SpongeBob rainbow meme with just the word “security”. Sometimes I use is this a pigeon.
“What’s your favorite movie?”
Promptly forgets all every movie you’ve ever watched, except for the most bland and basic answers ever.
I found my people.
Shawshank.
I can’t even answer what I had for breakfast when someone asks me.
What did you have for breakfast?
What’s in your wallet?
We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum
I had leftovers for dinner.
I embraced giving the answers I want to give. People around me say I trauma dump a lot. The real me is trauma I guess.
This is accurate…
Also Emperor Kuzco is the best Disney princess.
Oh ho ho, you’re saying that just to impress the princess
You know it honey.
