• 1dalm@lemmy.today
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        3 hours ago

        sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.

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          57 minutes ago

          Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?

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          Though the fact that you’re asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don’t have that now.

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            I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.

            I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.