Doesn’t leave enough room for a face if you’re on the floor so you have to stand on a pedestal, make sure you use one that’s strong enough for your weight!
Your puborectalis is pinching off your rectum like a kink in a garden hose. Pooping in a position that loosens it requires less strain, which avoids injury. That position is a squat!
I won’t stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it’s poop hole.
Anatomically most healthy way to poop.
Doesn’t leave enough room for a face if you’re on the floor so you have to stand on a pedestal, make sure you use one that’s strong enough for your weight!
What makes a poop stance “healthy”?
Please consult the unicorn video.
Less strain on your GI tract means less chance of hemorrhoids and such.
Your puborectalis is pinching off your rectum like a kink in a garden hose. Pooping in a position that loosens it requires less strain, which avoids injury. That position is a squat!
Now thats a funny thing to say if you pronouce both words the same
But which version do you prefer, the anal one or the canal one?
Anal
Harder to aim though if you’re not used to it
Yea I got two little children’s platforms to put under my feet on a toilet seat at home to get that squat pose going
But the poop will be standing on the ground before it’s out of your butt.
You’re making your poop hole too shallow, then
My poop hole is the size God made it, sir.
Mine is slightly larger these days
I won’t stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it’s poop hole.
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maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.