I like eating trash and nothing about this looks appetizing
Not to be that guy, but his name was Wilford not Wilfred.

Title reminded me of this dude, need to rewatch the show, it’s been a long time since I thought of it. Convinced my gullibe roommate I wasn’t real and just in his head when we were spamming psychedelics while watching the show (for like 30 minutes, but the mf actually believed it, sht lowkey annoyed me, like how up your own ass do you gotta be to believe you’re making up other ppl and they don’t really exist, I was just joking in an obvious way lol)
The twist: you live alone
You either become an alpha or live long enough to diabetes.

RIP Legend
America pushing people aside and running to the front: … HOLD MY BEER!

I’ve never understood 1) how this works, and 2) why???

WOULD




