Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1640arrow-down111
arrow-up1629arrow-down1imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squarearctanthrope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up128·1 day agothe biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up69·1 day agoThe Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoBut does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
minus-squareragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·17 hours agoThe serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours agoAnd led to the curse of painful childbirth.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down3·23 hours agoNeither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·20 hours agoHey now! There were at least three drug addicts!
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 hours agoBut man, the way they walk!
minus-squarebunkyprewster@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·23 hours agoHadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-218 hours ago*Penises. A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 hours agoAnd its partner the hemiclitoris…
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoThat’s because it’s not a penis…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoAnd, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·19 hours agoWere there sheep as well? “No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!” God, probably
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
Hank…?
And they couldn’t dance.
But man, the way they walk!
Trouser snake?
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
Hadn’t ever really thought about a snake’s penis, until today.
*Penises.
A hemipenis (pl.: hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes and lizards).[1][2][3] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
And its partner the hemiclitoris…
I coulda had a hemi
That’s because it’s not a penis…
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
Were there sheep as well?
“No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!”