i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
Were they Kings of Leon?
Because Sex on Fire
Badum tsss
was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.
I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn’t able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn’t. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.
Trades people encounter some shit man
I was thinking Farenheight 451
Literally Fahrenheit 451
I’m hardly a prude, but I would be reluctant to be naked around “Fire Guy”
I cook bacon naked, he would just keep me a little warmer than I was
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.
Literally Fahrenheit 451
„Medusa, Cover your snakes, some weak willed are here“
The fire guy has eyelids, ain’t he?
But for real this is sexual assault so don’t be naked in front of people anymore.
Being naked in front of people is “sexual assault”?
Bollocks, and y’all upvoting it.
I noticed how you didn’t say any less either ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Except me.
The fire guy is irrelevant for the oppression, it’s his phone and smart home speakers plugged into palantir, aandrijving his privacy
doxxed by autocorrect
what word that fits would get corrected to aandrijving?
I think I was going for sabotaging or something like it
Propulsion, obviously.
