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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

How you keep em after you get em.

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How you keep em after you get em.

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • osanna@lemmy.vg
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    12 hours ago

    tbh, if your partner goes through your phone to check if you’re cheating, it’s probably not a relationship that you should continue. Trust, yo.

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      It was actually just an excuse to see the meme collection. They knew 👀

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    Once I searched my BF clothes to see if he had any girls hair on it and found none.

    I DUMPED HIM!

    I couldnt take him dating a bald girl.

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    april is so cool

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      Aubrey, not so much

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        Uh, what’d Aubrey Plaza do…? I must be ootl on something

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          Nothing, she’s great.

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          She joined a bunch of celebrities signing a letter demanding Hamas release Israeli hostages in early October 2023 (arc) but didn’t sign on to a different letter a bunch of other celebrities did like a week later calling for a cease-fire and for the hostages to be released (arc)

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            Did she make a statement about not wanting a ceasefire? Or give any indication in any way she believes Israel should commit genocide? You have evidence she was aware of the second letter and refused to sign it?

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              Yeah she told me

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              At first I really thought this was some sort of ai generated arcane horny post, but after looking it up - yeah that’s pretty shitty too

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                Getting modeling work is shitty?

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              Thats a good thing, that’s a funny silly thing.

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                That is not just some silly SNL sketch or something. That is literally a big dairy propaganda piece commercial advertisement attempting to make you think the superior product (which is also a morally correct choice) is actually an icky product.

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                  Thats fantastic, good marketing. They picked a perfect person to use as a ragebaiter. Morals are subjective.

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