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icerunner_origin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Come on Jesus, get in the Jeep, we're going to the beach

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Come on Jesus, get in the Jeep, we're going to the beach

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icerunner_origin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • AreaKode@lemmy.world
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    Not the jeach?

    • icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOP
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      Certainly on the jetty, near the jeach

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        I’ll just load the jags

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          And you can meet Jeansus there

  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    jeansus

    • ☭ SaltyIceteaMaker ☭@iusearchlinux.fyi
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      Congratulations you were funny, faster than me

  • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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    *Jeap

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      A wrangler perhaps?

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      Your face be like when you tired of all this shit

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        He’s been waiting over two thousand years to come again.

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      I’m so glad you pointed this out.

      I’ve been sending these to my wife for the past two days. She’s playfully annoyed with my antagonism.

      I sent this to her, and then said “Zoom in on his face. It’s the same face you made 2 seconds ago.”

      She has yet to see it, but I’m expecting to hear her scream from her office.

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      Put some sprung cowboy boots on him and he’s the Walking Dude. IYKYN.

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    Hold on now don’t forget your junscreen or your jowels!

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    Oh damn the jopes on the front are 🔥 Edit: the Jim’s of the wheels too

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    I mean I’d get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.

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    Jeanus take the jewheel.

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    Jeansus

    Edit dammit someone beat me to it*

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    Jesus take the wheel

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    Jeasus

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    I bet jopes have double the strength of ropes

  • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world
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    Okay I’ll bite. WTF is up with all the AI Jean posts?

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      Idk but they’re funny

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    Please ban AI generated posts already…

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