The Gnome variant would be GSpot.
The search thing on KDE is currently called “baloo” or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.
Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs
I’m more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Skill issue.
I prefer playing with my joystick.
It’s right below the Y, if you get to the B you’ve gone to far down
“have you looked in nubrubs.conf”
Rival to GNUbbin
I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity
How do you even use those things efficiently? Also where can I find it on my ThinkPad?
Pretty sure MS would name theirs “Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot”.
You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It’s just a plugin for
skanpagethat helps with book scanning and OCR 🤷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)This is the kinda thinking that writes great books, because you’re spot on with the dynamic, If it was to be real, that would be very believable
I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I’m thinking “Kidiot”
Sure better than Klitoris.
Keep giving KDE ideas!
Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.
FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)
The word “teledildonics” dates back to 1991. Danni’s Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.
Ahhh, I’ll always feel nostalgia for 80s-90s era sci-fi optimism.
Flying cars and teledildonics, how hard can they really be, and clearly everyone wants these!
I remember that splash image! It might seem like a joke/meme, but it was an official one:
https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp-data/-/blob/main/images/splash-log.md?ref_type=heads
Search for version 2.7.2 / 2.7.3 on that page
Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it… (*)
(*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it’s true.
FOSS devs: Shitter
Then they renamed to Smither
Klitoris - search tool for when you just can’t find it but you know it should be there.
Wait … are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious
Only as a long standing joke, I don’t know anyone who looked and couldn’t find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.
What… what’s the first?
Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.
How ya doin’
…nice…
They keep burying themselves in the small foresty park for some reason …
It’s mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.
It’s also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.
Obviously it’s and ebook managing suit called klit
Introducing ksam * - KDE’s analogue to klippy
* Have I gone too far?
When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It’s literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!
KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris
Sounds Microsoftish…
Kontrol Panel
Konsole
oh, wait-
Of course, Kortal Combat!
