Is there something about farting in a bikini that’s different from farting in any other clothing?
If it’s the butt floss kind it might tickle your butthole.
Make that G string ring ! 🎸
“Rip and tear until it is done.”
“The tearing and the ripping”
So that’s what happened to Rip Torn
Professor Frink: “…and the screaming and the dying…”
“Oh my… to shreds, you say…”
have some self respect and wear a diaper smh my head

You don’t discretely pull it to one side first 😥 ?
Nah, the string cuts the fart in half and silences it
Like a pop filter!
Doubt a vibrating string will make no sound.
Careful not to leave any streaks.
runs into water
“I’m all better now, thanks!”
Have you ever seen that video where an otter muck-sprays the water and all the fishes go crazy eating it?









