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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    It would be hilarious if it were a fake door.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Oh this one is real bad. Fantastic.

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      Especially with the color choice. To me blue indicates it’s the cool thing to do, while red equates to “stop, don’t do this.” Yet the “only” thing you’re supposed to do (whichever one one it actually is) is printed in the red background. WTF were they thinking?

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        And yet they still probably get all smug and call people dumbasses when they do the wrong thing…

  • Wioum@lemmy.world
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    50/50

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Nobody knows what’s beyond the Door of Ambiguity (if that’s even the real one).

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      There’s a guard in front of it and you can ask him a single question.

      He always says random bullshit.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Finally, a use for LLMs

        • marcos@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      There goes that heroic duo again!

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        The voice actor for Ace should have some free time soon, maybe they can bring him back to do some more of those.

    • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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      Probably a cat.

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    This is brilliant! You can put it on either side of the door, then when someone says it’s incorrect you just tell them they read it wrong.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Thanks bastards incorporated!

  • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    [email protected]

    [email protected]

    [email protected]

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      Thank you for these!

  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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    This would be the best sign for a sliding door.

    • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip
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      Or a two-way swinging door.

      • jimmux@programming.dev
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        Or a sealed window.

  • Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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    Find the answer to the prompt “what is it like dating me”

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    This has to be on purpose? There’s no way they weren’t trolling with this one

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    When you’re looking for a sign from the universe on what you should do next…

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    This is one of those doors that bike locks are made for. Guess what your closed.

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    Why does this take me back to learning about homomorphisms and category theory?

  • username_1@programming.dev
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    Stop standing there like a… Do something already!

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    Ah yes, the push&pull technique

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    Don’t only, pull push? 🧐

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