I have ADHD. I win either way.
what if nipples clicked
in and out like peenswhat if peens said “splooooooiiiinkkkk” like a door-stopper
… they don’t all do that/some of them don’t do that???
😳
okay now you have to make that video and upload it to the hub. you are responsible for rule 34ing it into existence.
Dating a woman with inverted nipples is like having biological endless bubble wrap. Stimulate them and they pop out.


My knee often doe this
Runners would love it.
imagine the sound of hundreds of runners clicking their nipples in just before a race.
Mine do, just not as quickly.
What do you mean “what if?” You mean mine aren’t supposed to do that?
Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.
Uhhh…I think you meant to say, “pectacle”.
I have known people with belly buttons that do. Actually, someone I dated had their nipples do that.
Had a GF like that. They ran on wind chill factor.
Do you know where that image comes from?
From this kid’s book, though idk if it’s in the book or related art
It’s from a waterproof children’s book, but I don’t know which one. I recognize it from my childhood.
I laughed a lot at this…I am physically an adult. I am mentally an idiot.
Yeah, and what if they tasted like laffy taffy. That would be pretty cool imo
Especially if you could take a bite and they’d just grow back like a Laffy Taffy dispenser.
Jolly ranchers
Ow, my teeth.
I don’t know whether to upvote due to a classic reference or downvote because it’s that one.
Jolly rancher is a reference?
It is my recommendation that you not read it if you’re unfamiliar, though.
Yesssss or like the orange Tootsie pops.
















