Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1912arrow-down17
arrow-up1905arrow-down1imageFinally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!sopuli.xyzGork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·2 months agoWhat’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
minus-squareLaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 months agoHot dog repo man is my new dream career
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoYou can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
minus-squarej5y7@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoI just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
minus-squareFosterMolasses@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoUgggghhh, that’s such a good username! Dibs if I lose this account lol
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI see a promising future in glizzy logistics
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThey can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·2 months agoI agree. They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.
What’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
Hot dog repo man is my new dream career
You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
Ugggghhh, that’s such a good username!
Dibs if I lose this account lol
I see a promising future in glizzy logistics
Pound of flesh?
They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
I agree.
They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.