Selmak was frustrating, but never a douche, in my opinion.
In fact, Jacob had such a strong impact on Selmak that they became almost a liability as far as the other tokra were concerned. He was too tempted to ignore thousands of years of protocol and precedent to assist the SGC.
It’s a riff I have going with my wife that no one wants to hang out with the Tok’ra, and especially no one wants to hang out with the ancients, however, all of the great races want to hang with O’neil because (in your best Thor impression) “he’s a good hang”
Chevron 6… Encoded
Unscheduled offworld activation
It’s fucking Baal again
- Insolence.- Impudence.
- No, tuna.
Another one?!
“Okay, gang, we gotta make sure we get ALL of them this time. If you leave even one it’ll just make more.”
Close the iris!
Wait we are getting a transponder signal!
Open the- wait who is it?
it’s Selmak, sir. and he says he’s not gonna be a frustrating douche like last time
Open the iris a little bit.
you totally changed the trajectory of my night, thank you
Selmak was frustrating, but never a douche, in my opinion.
In fact, Jacob had such a strong impact on Selmak that they became almost a liability as far as the other tokra were concerned. He was too tempted to ignore thousands of years of protocol and precedent to assist the SGC.
It’s a riff I have going with my wife that no one wants to hang out with the Tok’ra, and especially no one wants to hang out with the ancients, however, all of the great races want to hang with O’neil because (in your best Thor impression) “he’s a good hang”
Chevron 7 Locked
Right in the middle of his backswing!
Other place: “UNSCHEDULED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!”
(Horn sounds)
“Wait: Is there a sunspot‽”
Prairie-dogging.
You technically don’t have to say Locked on the last one, but it’s Standard Operating Procedure by Walter to do so.
After the intergalactic chevron 8 was discovered, surely it is mandatory.
Fun fact: the actor ad-libbed in “locked” instead of “encoded” originally, and it worked well enough that it became a thing right then, pretty much.
https://youtu.be/5D_zC0dS3pA
Gary Jones is a treasure. Him, Peter DeLuise, (and the very rare Chris Judge) are easily the best of the DVD audio commentaries.
Are we long enough into the streaming era to completely give up on a revival of cast and crew commentary alt audio tracks? We are. 😞
Chevron 7… Encoded?
You fool! Chevron 7 is locked not encoded!
Unless…actually I can’t remember. Maybe it still gets encoded if you’re going to another galaxy or something? Anyone remember?
Yes, that’s why I put the ?
The first time they dialed another galaxy was the first time jack got the library of congress downloaded into his brain.
Best comment of this entire thread! 🏆
Chevron 8 is locked!
Chevron 9, multiverse is locked.
Wasn’t Chevron 9 used for the Destiny? IIRC it was because Destiny was moving, so they needed a velocity coordinate.