I have chronic breathing issues and so I have a nice air cleaner right next to my side of the bed. I also have a lot of gas. I often rip them so good the air filter almost immediately kicks from low to high. My wife is not as amused by it as I am.
i have two pieces of advice. the first is that you get really good resonance off of the toilet bowl. it’s echoey.
second, if you aren’t near a toilet or just want to cut loose in private, this pose helps:
*Does downward dog against the toilet bowl and loudly fire-sprinklers shit all over the bathroom and self*
Or when you burp so loud your heart attack goes away.
This might be for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome
Sometimes I want to do that thing they do to bloated cows.
Hate to say it, but you don’t have a rumen.
You don’t know me ! 😤
Hi, yes, I am real man. Want to go skateboards?
Okay.
and poop comes instead
Flynn?
Sometimes, you need to adjust your dairy intake. That’s what helped me.
You can’t know the greatest pleasures without a little sacrifice.
as the great arctic explorer Archibald Witwiki often said
No sacrifice, no victory!
It was just the wind
Stomach acne?
Aucheu
