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minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoi have two pieces of advice. the first is that you get really good resonance off of the toilet bowl. it’s echoey. second, if you aren’t near a toilet or just want to cut loose in private, this pose helps:
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago*Does downward dog against the toilet bowl and loudly fire-sprinklers shit all over the bathroom and self*
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoi really shouldn’t have had that four bean burrito. three beans is enough for me,
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI’m imagining something like Pee-Wee eating an m&m. “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
i have two pieces of advice. the first is that you get really good resonance off of the toilet bowl. it’s echoey.
second, if you aren’t near a toilet or just want to cut loose in private, this pose helps:
*Does downward dog against the toilet bowl and loudly fire-sprinklers shit all over the bathroom and self*
i really shouldn’t have had that four bean burrito. three beans is enough for me,
I’m imagining something like Pee-Wee eating an m&m. “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”