TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoHey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down14
arrow-up1195arrow-down1imageHey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?lemmy.worldTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·25 days agoCan I join you? Would that be okay? I’ll just sit down here in the passenger seat, and relax a bit. Whatcha watchin’ there?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·25 days agoPorn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·25 days agoBut he just wants to help out.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoAm I being the asshole here? Maybe I’m being unfair.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoPut the phone up on the dash. I do you, you do me. It doesn’t need to be weird. Don’t make it weird. Shhhh.
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 days agoYou can continue. I will be quiet and watch my podcast. I need to catch up on my educational podcasts with Michael Stevens & Hannah Fry.
Can I join you? Would that be okay? I’ll just sit down here in the passenger seat, and relax a bit. Whatcha watchin’ there?
Porn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?
But he just wants to help out.
Am I being the asshole here? Maybe I’m being unfair.
Put the phone up on the dash. I do you, you do me. It doesn’t need to be weird. Don’t make it weird. Shhhh.
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You can continue. I will be quiet and watch my podcast. I need to catch up on my educational podcasts with Michael Stevens & Hannah Fry.